Phabianisms

#1

Phabian: OH MY GOSH! Mommy you are not gunna believe what i found!!!
Me: What?
P: I found a door knob for the door knob under MJ's bed!
M: (Laughing hysterically)
P: Whats so funny?
M: (Can't stop laughing cause the look on his face is classical)
P: Mommy your are so goofy!

#2

Me: You kids are driving me crazy!
Phabian: Uh yea that's cause were kids!
M: Oh really?
P: Yea DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!